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{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"fact":"Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.","length":160}
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William R. Etnyre is a retired lieutenant general in the United States Marine Corps. He is a former Commanding General of the Marine Corps Combat Development Command. Entyre was a former enlisted marine before he received a commission in 1953.
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}
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Lucía González Blanco is a Spanish professional cyclo-cross and road racing cyclist, who currently rides for UCI Women's Continental Team Bizkaia–Durango in road racing, and UCI Cyclo-cross Team Nesta–Škoda Alecar in cyclo-cross. She represented her nation in the women's elite event at the 2016 UCI Cyclo-cross World Championships in Heusden-Zolder.
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