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Bangır Bangır is the ninth studio album by Turkish singer Gülşen. It was released on 29 April 2015 by Doğan Music Company. Initial information about the album was first discussed in February 2014, and its release date was postponed as Gülşen wrote and composed songs for her colleagues. The recording began in the second half of 2014 at studios in Istanbul and London, and continued until early 2015. Like her previous album Beni Durdursan mı? (2013), Gülşen wrote and composed all of the songs on the album. The songs's arrangements were done by Ozan Çolakoğlu.
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