{"type":"standard","title":"Hausen, Lower Bavaria","displaytitle":"Hausen, Lower Bavaria","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q261177","titles":{"canonical":"Hausen,_Lower_Bavaria","normalized":"Hausen, Lower Bavaria","display":"Hausen, Lower Bavaria"},"pageid":10160109,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/Hausen_in_KEH.svg/330px-Hausen_in_KEH.svg.png","width":320,"height":369},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/Hausen_in_KEH.svg/576px-Hausen_in_KEH.svg.png","width":576,"height":664},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1034723117","tid":"4a3a86a5-ea24-11eb-b20d-2485bc8217f1","timestamp":"2021-07-21T13:05:15Z","description":"Municipality in Bavaria, Germany","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":48.85,"lon":12},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hausen%2C_Lower_Bavaria","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hausen%2C_Lower_Bavaria?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hausen%2C_Lower_Bavaria?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hausen%2C_Lower_Bavaria"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hausen%2C_Lower_Bavaria","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Hausen%2C_Lower_Bavaria","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hausen%2C_Lower_Bavaria?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hausen%2C_Lower_Bavaria"}},"extract":"Hausen is a municipality in the district of Kelheim in Bavaria in Germany.","extract_html":"
Hausen is a municipality in the district of Kelheim in Bavaria in Germany.
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Samoset Council is a Boy Scout council headquartered in Rhinelander, Wisconsin that serves north central Wisconsin. Founded in 1920, the council gets its name from an early Boy Scout camp in the Town of Harrison named Camp Sam-O-Set. The council is served by Tom Kita Chara Lodge of the Order of the Arrow.
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